Oh, this was fun! Distressing, spilling coffee, embellishing, and remembering. Remember those 3 sisters I have? Well, this was one way to totally antagonize them (as the youngest of 4, it was my responsibility). Just play "Puff, The Magic Dragon" for a few hours each night and never quite get the 2nd chord right. Add a little unsyncopated rhythm - because you're trying to get the next chord right - with some very boring strumming and you have created the perfect antagonization. Anyway, I still probably can't get the second chord, but I do know all the words and have created a fun memory page!